Hy dear fellow sufferer,
My name ist Julian B. Rich but I am very fuckin‘ poor.
I am gonna tell you something I’ve never told to anyone because it’s quite embarrassing.
The truth is, that I Have No Money Dot Com.
Two days ago I was very happy about the posting of my companion in misfortune.
A very poor guy, whose name is „smizz„. A fuckin‘ poor guy whose story is as sad as my own story.
A fuckin‘ poor guy, whose way is as hard as my own way.
Dear friend, my deepest sympathy for you. You need it as well as I do.
From now on my prayers for money will contain you my friend. God shall save your money.
. . .
I told you (no.001) that my girlfriend Janine asked me if I marry her. I can tell you that I was fuckin‘ proud.
I was proud of myself to withstand her nice offer.
So I answered: „Janine, I know that you love me. It’s so nice that you want to share all your money with me for the rest of your life“.
She seemed to be so very moved. Her eyes were glittering.
So I continued with my moving words: „You know about my feelings. It’s a very big step to merge two bank accounts to one“.
I recognized the tears which was running down her face. She seemed to be so very moved.
But I also thought, that I can’t just be emotional only. So I said to her: „It’s so very nice that you also give me sometimes your money. But I fear that you don’t have enough money to share with me all your life. And you know, that I Have No Money Dot Com.“
„Janine, I know about your deep feelings for me. I know that you love me. By the way, such a marriage is so very expensive. I cannot affort it.“
Suddenly she began to cry and shouted: „You fuckin‘ asshole“. Then she ran away.
I knew, that love hurts and yelled: „I hope we can stay friends. It’s such a good feeling to have someone’s money although it’s not enough for a marriage“.
Since her proposal of marriage there are 5 days gone. But I haven’t heared something from her.
It’s very scaring for me. Doesn’t she now about all my feelings?
Doesn’t she now that I Have No Money Dot Com?
No money dot comes to me. So I have to come to dot money.
Tomorrow I gonna meet my friend Pete who has some very good moneymaking ideas.
Julian B. Rich,
a fuckin‘ poor single