You’re fuckin‘ broke?! We are gonna change that fact!

002 – Still fuckin‘ broke … März 31, 2008

Filed under: Diary — Julian B. Rich @ 8:01 pm
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My dear fellow sufferer,

My Name is Julian B. R.!

And I still Have No Money Dot Com.

Many people say, that I am fixated on money. But it isn’t true.

I don’t know if you know something about me. But I am fuckin‘ broke.

Sometimes, not often this lack of money is a real fuckin‘ problem.

I’ll give you an example.

Today I had a real cool job offer. All my problems seemed to become solved within a few hours.

So I took the bus to take a drive into the future. Suddenly somebody punched me out of my phantasies.

It was the bus driver who shouted: „Hey you fuckin‘ guy, what’s about the ticket“?

„Yes, that’s a really good question I thought“.

So I said: „Hey man, that’s a really good question. Congratulations, you are a very smart person“. So I moved on and took a seat.

„Hey man, are you fucked up, aren’t you“?

It was the bus driver again. „What’s about your bus ticket, it costs 15 Dollars“

But what the bus driver didn’t know was that I already had the right answer.

“ What the fuck“ I said to him!

„I Have No Money Dot Com„.

He stared at me with disbelief and shouted: „Are you mad or something“?

I replied: „No sir, I am not mad“! „I am fuckin‘ broke“.

„And I Have No Money Dot Com as well you have no brain dot com“!

Three hours later I woke up. I didn’t know what happened.

The only thing that I can tell you is that „Splitting Headache“ is no nice feeling!

The greater problem is: „I still Have No Money Dot Com“!!!

But there is also good news. My friend Pete has called me about 30 minutes ago. I told him about my money problems.

He answered „Your problems are my problems, Julian B.“.

I was so happy about that. „All my debts were cut into halves“, I thought.

„You want to assume my debts, you are such a good friend, Pete“.

„No, no, no“ he replied. His voice sound a little bit shivery.

„What the fuck“, I said.

„But I will tell you what you can do to get much more money“ he continued. Let’s meet on Friday.

„Not such a good friend as I thought“, I thought.

„Yes, lets meet on friday“ I answered a little bit disappointed.

But I am very curious about the things we are gonna talk about.

Stay tuned friends.


Julian B. R.



001 – What the fuck?!

Filed under: Diary — Julian B. Rich @ 2:00 am
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My Dear Fellow Sufferer,

I see, it’s you again!

I guess: You’re still fuckin‘ broke, isn’t it? You still Have No Money Dot Com???

The bad news is: so am I

The good news is: I am not alone, because you are on my side!

Yippie Yeah!!!

By the way,

I am fuckin‘ proud because this is my first post in this blog.

I assume that you’re wondering that I haven’t written something within the last three days but now.

The good news is: I have earned 20 Dollars (=15 Euros) by playing cards.

The bad news is: I am still very fuckin‘ broke.

Back to topic. I haven’t been online these three days for a reason. The reason is, that I couldn’t affort the internet because I didn’t Have No Money dot Com to affort the internet costs.

So I was locked for these three hard fuckin‘ days until this reversal of fortune: This 20 Dollars I won by playing cards. It really was a special moment for me to win such a big sum. I cannot remember when I’ve won so much money in my life before.

I decided to put 10 Dollars to my bank account. Thanks to the other 10 Dollars I am able to write to you right now in this very fuckin‘ moment.

So let’s sum up:

We are still two. That’s good.

We are still broke. That’s bad.

. . .

We still Have No Money Dot Com.
But I am still motivated to go on this fuckin‘ hard way!

By the way: Yesterday I talked with my girlfriend. RED ALERT!!! Within next days I gonna tell you more.

So, I have to go to sleep. From time to time it’s very hard to sleep on the floor.

Good night,

Julian B. R.