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005 – Creation?! Law of attraction?! WTF? What a fuckin‘ car? Mai 19, 2008

Dear visitor,

Becoming fellow sufferer,

Welcome at HaveNoMoney(dot)Com.

I am Julian B. Rich. My name is the only thing in my life making me rich.

Yes, I am very fuckin‘ broke at the moment. I fuckin‘ HaveNoMoney(dot)Com.

You are probably asking youself, why you are a „becoming fellow sufferer“! The answer is fuckin‘ easy my friend. Firstly you have the birthright to be a fuckin‘ looser. I feel it so deeply. You have the better abilities to fuck up really deeply. Congratulations my friend!

So, now coming back to main topic. I wanted to tell you something about creation.

I am reading a book about „The law of attraction“. The main message is that you are the only creator of your life. The thoughts you are thinink at the moment attract other thoughts working the same way. So you are creating cirumstances that fit to your thoughts.

After reading this book I was so fuckin‘ confident that it works. So I tried it out. I always wanted a new sports car. Now I was aware, that I could attract this car into my life. I could attract everything into my life, I wanted to have.

So I thought of a fuckin‘ new „Porsche Boxster“. Just the right size for me. I am not so fucked up sophisticated to must have a big car. I thought „Porsche Boxster“ must be enought.

So I went the very next day to the car dealer. It was a real fuckin‘ long way to go. But I was aware, that I would drive home with my new „Porsche Boxster“.

On the way to the car dealer I tried to control my thoughts: „You have a Porsche Boxster. You have a Porsche Boxster“.

Suddenly a voice took me out of my thoughts: „What can I do for you sir“!

„What the fuck“ I responded. „Oh you are the car dealer, isn’t it“? I smiled very fuckin‘ friendly.

I continued thinking: „You have a Porsche Boxster. You have a Porsche Boxster“.

„What can I do for you sir“ the car dealer asked again.

„What the fuck“, I replied. I want a „Porsche Boxster“, SIR.

„Yes, you do, isn’t it“ the car dealer replied.

„What’s about payment, SIR“ he continued, eyeballing me.

„What the fuck is going on with you“ I replied to him.

„I HaveNoMoney(dot)Com“.

„You HaveNoMoney(dot)Com SIR“? he asked.

„Yes I HaveNoMoney(dot)Com“ …

„Are you mad or something Sir“ he replied.

„What the fuck“ I said. „I want my Porsche“!!!

Now he seemed to understand by saying: „Oh, Sir, I see … please come, I will bring you to the car that you deserve to have.

„Here is your fuckin‘ car, you fuckin‘ idiot“.

„What the fuck“ I asked.

„You HaveNoMoney(dot)Com Sir“ he replied?

„Yes, you are right“. „But I am aware of the law of attraction“!

Suddenly he gave me a boot and yelled: „Hit the road you fuckin‘ looser“!

Come again, when you have 75.000 Dollars on your account! Otherwise you just attract my fist being punched at your nose!

Yes, you are thinking right. I ran very fast.

I didn’t know what was going on. The law of attraction failed.

Probably the law of rejection was still working for me.

Firstly me beloved girlfriend, who left me.

Secondly I lost all my money.

And now the Porsche.

Everything failed and I HaveNoMoney(dot)Com.

Now I go to sleep.

What the fuck.

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004 – Fuck you, fuckin‘ money … Don’t need you and you! Mai 6, 2008

My former dear fellow sufferer,

Yes, you have read well. „Former fellow sufferer“.

„Why“? It’s very easy to explain it.

Because I said „Fuck you“. I still HaveNoMoney(dot)Com.

Ohhhh, no. Not to you.

I didn’t mean you.

At least I didn’t mean you only.

It’s very hard to speak out, but I also said „fuck you“ to all my money.

The point is, that two weeks ago I took some drugs. Suddenly I noticed the presence of god, noticed the voice of god.

And I thought „Oh man, that’s a great possibility to talk about the important things of life“

So I said to god: „What the …… what the fuck …….. is wrong with you ….. man.“

I went on with: „I HaveNoMoney(god) ….. ohhhm I HaveNoMoney(dot)Com god“.

„Where are you all the time“?

God answered to me: „Julian Be Rich don’t want to be rich any more“.

It was such a wonderful feeling. It touched me in such a emotional way, I can’t tell.

So replied: „What the hell is goin on“?

God said:“No, Julian Be Rich. It’s still heaven. Proofe it and give away all you money“.

So I decided to proof it to god. And I decided to give away all the money I had.

Then I walked through the city, having all the money with me. Willing to give it away. Willing to give all away.

And suddenly I saw him. It was a poor beggar kneeing on the street. Begging for money.

Yes, he has been chosen by me. So I went to him, taking out my leather purse.

I opened it, put out everything i had. It was really everything I had. I was seeing my own hand reaching out for his hand, giving him all the money.

An I said: „Man, you have been chosen“

„This Five Dollars are for you! Use it wisely my friend. Use it wisely“.

Suddenly the beggar stood up an shouted: „My ass!“ „You fuckin‘ peace of shit“.

I replied: „No, not me“ „You are talking about god“. Then I ran 🙂

One hour later I was at home again. In this moment I didn’t know, what was right, what was wrong.

Doing something that is right and in the end it’s wrong. I noticed for the first time, that it’s not good being good all the time. Same story with my former girlfriend. I was soo very good to her. Showed her all my love all the time. But she couldn’t deal with it.

I was very confused that evening.

And I am still confused.

What the fuck was going on.

I go to bed.

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